Al Dukes literally can’t do any worse this week than he did last – unless somehow we bend the laws of physics and math, 0-5 is as bad as it gets in a five-team parlay, and 17-48 on the year isn’t much better/
Alas, Al presses on, and this week, it’s all underdogs and a new hat! You could win $1…y’know what? He actually picked the Jets, so we can’t even pretend here. Just, like, watch the video, enjoy the outtakes, and do the opposite of what Al says (trust us).
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